March 16th, 2009

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There is a certain somebody out there.
Who is wearing THE most fugly shoe.
And unfortunately I know this person.
Oh, but don't you be thinking that I am friends with this person.
I hate the hoe.
Now the reason why I keep saying this "person"
Is because I am pretty sure, that it has a penis.
But maybe it got the thing "removed".
Well, I sure am getting off topic.
Anyways...These shoes make it look like a hooker.
It's all like.
HOOKER SHOES!! i AM GOING TO A STRIP BAR AND WEAR NOTHING BUT THESE SHOES AND GET LIKE LOTS OF MONAY!
But we all really know..
SHE WONT GET SHIT!
Oh oops! I said "she"
Let's give it up for Hooker shoes!
But let's face it, you will never look as slutty as she.





Or he.
Whatever.

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